I like to know which one she actually is

  • * teen pop music playing in the background*
  • Dom : is this Miley Cyrus?
  • Caius : No
  • Caius : It's Hannah Montana
  • Dom : ......
  • Dom : I'm gonna slap you in a minute
  • Caius : I like to know which one she is..

Clockwise

Dom: I’m trying to get clockwise/counter-clockwise right
Caius: clockwise is to the right
Dom: yeah dickhead, it’s the way a clock goes
Caius: oh yeah..

Bollocks…

TheHodge: I went to google “fuck a dog in the ass” but I googled “fuck a duck in the ass” instead.

Caius: \o/
Dom: I can never tell if thats lol or hands in the air woot
Caius: lol is lol
Caius: is \o/


Dom: the fact you had that saved for this moment is worrying

Close....

  • Dom : Have you seen Saving Grace?
  • Caius : erm...
  • Dom : He (Craig Ferguson) wrote it or directed it,
  • Caius : Isn't she an african woman?
  • Dom : What?
  • Caius : Grace
  • Dom : No.....
  • Caius : What am I thinking of?
  • Caius : Ray!
  • Dom : ............

Did you just?

(Spoken conversation)

Hodge: this is great #sarcasm
Caius: isn’t that hashtag a little redundant in real life?

I wget it!

Whilst watching a wget download that’s taking a while:

Dom: 16% done… The penis is growing!

iNeedACamera

Hodge: can I borrow your iPhone for a bit?
Caius: guess so
Hodge: oh hang on
Hodge: I have a camera now
Caius: haha
Caius: thought you wanted to test a webapp on it or something

New Server

Caius : I’m trying to SSH into the box so I can escalate the user and run the ZFS command to add the hard drive to the pool

Dom : … or you could use the keyboard attached to the machine

IRC out of context

14:44 Caius: JJ’s smelled good though